tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

everniam:

keep your friends close and your laptop charger closer

me: *sees ur message right away*
me: *doesnt respond right away so u dont think i was waiting*
me: *forgets to respond*

fstw:

cybergirlfriend:

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

That sucks cause I’m perfect and none of these but good luck with that

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
me: can i have some

evilnerdproductions:

“You would look so much better if you lost some weight-“

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“You would be so much cuter with make up-“

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“Make sure you shave or wax way all that body hair-“

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“You shouldn’t wear that-“

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“You would be beautiful if you just changed how you look-“

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lildrunk:

i need kisses and attention and alcohol